slavery:

When you wake up at 4am and have to take a piss and walk into the bathroom and look at the mirror and realize your a real person

spacesnek:

moxperidot:

eldritch-seinfeld:

so no-one told you life was gonna be this way *dun dun*

snailcare:

ME, EVERY TIME SOMEONE KILLS A SNAIL ON PURPOSE

backflipd:

cummingcourtesy:

I want to explore old abandoned homes with creaky floors and broken windows with you.

u all gonna die

cobaltdays:

andrewbelami:

my hole?

that’s it im out

blueauradoggo:

Possibilities:

dude-queen:

txztxz:

skyakafreckles:

He surely doesn’t

Fort worth, Texas 2017

Direct Action in front of the Panda Express

rudolphtheredguardreindeer:

say what you will about america, but at least 1 dollar can still get you a hell of a lot of mice

animalcrossingofficial:

THE WORST FEELING IS WHEN YOU ARE DRIVING AND YOU SUDDENLY SMELL A BARBECUE AND REALIZE YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY

dickzoned:

I told my dad that I was spongebob

dickzoned:

when you finally make plans and are getting ready and the person cancels

dickzoned:

HAHAHAHAH NASH GRIER REPLIED TO MY DM BYE